when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
I paused my music for this. Worth it.
When people say “I will never not reblog this” I’ve found my one of those
Bless the Sultan
The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
*muffled rap music plays in the distance*
Jordan Kyle of the House Parrish, the First of His Name, the Unburnt, Prince Of Beacon, Keeper of the Pretty Eyes, Deputy of the Sheriff’s Department, and Opener of Doors
sherlock is actually the story of the bitterness and resentment of a man who only ever wanted to become internet famous and failed while his friend beat him to it without even trying
Too far, John.
Dan’s reaction to seeing a baby
father my children
well well well, we seem to have found phils secret account